Important News and Technological Breakthrough!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iBoob will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

(Add cymbal crash)

Another Unexpected Story I Almost Missed!

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Dell Inc reported a stronger-than-expected quarterly profit on Thursday, showing it was better able to cut costs and protect prices on its products than analysts, or its own executives, had predicted.

Gotta love them analysts... getting paid to be wrong, and consistently too!!